Spinal Owl

My parents say to stop, look, and listen Before crossing, and as the traffic lights glisten But with my ant by my side 1,2,3 I just chant with pride Left and right, carefully and slowly Half a meter, there we go surely A sharp-pointed flesh bumped my nose Here we are… in front of an angry man, I froze. https://www.instagram.com/p/B97nxfGH9G4/  

  Do you recall that boy Jess? Who jumped during a game of chess? Look, there he is in a handstand! He's trying to pass the muddy land! But an ant snuck in his pants So, he did a wiggle butt dance And scratched it with one hand. As he falls to the mud, his face is tanned. https://www.instagram.com/p/B97xShZHlK3/

  Oven makes my cheese melt The box encloses the heat I felt Time, we made customers wait! My warmth gone; was it fate?  Oh no, my taste, how can they savor? Santa, can I have a favor? Bring them the hot sauce, you're a savior! With smiles, now they can enjoy my flavor. https://www.instagram.com/p/B97bPFFH6ts/

    Have I told you about my neighbor? Who has a dark house and no lightsaber? People have warned me not to go closer Or he'll toss me in a bread toaster But one day, I heard him cry I thought to peek and run by I hope he's not deceitful and sly Matches, bring a glow to my eye There he is, sitting in fright He's so skinny and light I heard him whisper, so slight "Thank you for bringing me light." https://www.instagram.com/p/B97h0XinG58/

  Dust and rust in my bottle Would it be another battle? Of someone to find me? And comb my growing goatee!   Finally, I'm a free genie Who now owns a Lamborghini Do I owe you wishes of three? Wait, I forgot, who set me free??! https://www.instagram.com/p/B97jpaCHzM-/