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Oh Shooooooooot, it's a Rat

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I see and hear you everyday With tweaking whiskers, you play Sometimes you fool my cat away But when I am near, you couldn't stay.  Always sneaking, always peeking Towards the cheese, I hear you squeaking. Jumping in delight, what a face! Why do you hide in the strangest place?  Three days you disappear I wonder if you'll fall in a cup of beer But there you are! At the sewer, you're bigger! You fooled me again, smarter than ever. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LbYnBHcLE/  

The Mickeyest Place on Earth

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  Long line rides in this funny park My ears bled due to parents’ barks But hey, look! It’s Mickey! And Mickey, another Mickey? I forgot it’s Disney Dancing here, waving there Music and trumpets blare One of the mice, please say something I won’t go ‘til you sing. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NHjAKn_yZ/

Your Life Expectancy Has Been Decreased

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There's a prof in my class Who trembles when holding a glass Has arthritis in both knees And he speaks with a wheeze Even if he has no teeth There are wise words underneath That made me flinch in a sour lime And wonder in life if I have enough time https://www.instagram.com/p/B-KyyWxHU_8/  

Incredulous Blobfish

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In my necklace, an alien appeared Big nose, just a goatee, no beard A grumpy little one, who only likes mayo With my friends, he only says, "hey-yo" He never smiles nor laughs His brows are always raised in a half What joke do you have in mind? Say it so maybe he’ll be fine. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-K7OPXHuDs/