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I Identify as a Jolly Bee

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Mom can we buy through the drive thru? I want some burger and spaghetti Uhm, can we get a piece or two? It's for teddy and my small tummy Don't forget the tasty chicken joy And maybe some Jollibee toy I’m sorry if I’m a little bit annoying It’s just that, the red bee model is so welcoming https://www.instagram.com/p/B-dmzJrnJ-3/  

How to Win Matches and Influence People

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\ Roses are red One mile and a spinning head My sports drink is blue I'll go first, it's true To my favorite foe Hurry up and do a combo Maybe you'll win in charades But not with rollerblades https://www.instagram.com/p/B-P9_WOH2uX/  

Crotte Prof

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John yawns, while Mary frowns It's math time in all towns Staring at my prof, blah blah is all I hear But I need to learn, failing is what I fear Counting and adding is easy Like spelling and ABC Learn our math and we'll be glad If lucky, maybe a grad! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-QWVjnnjhY/  

Follow Ronald, He's the Boss

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I work at McDonald’s this summer Morning shift is a bummer So, I sneak and eat some nuggets and fries While others are stumbling at Five Guys When it's go-home time I pocketed a big mac, is this a crime? As I stood up, boss man was behind my back I thought of a whack and hack But he just tapped me and say "Go son, have a snack" https://www.instagram.com/p/B-Sh_TPncAa/  

My Cömräde

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                                                                                                  It’s Halloween, and I’m a cat My friend was nowhere around, he’s my rat So I sat in here, sad like a nomad Where are you buddy? I thought you were my comrade  But a long white bearded man appeared Isn’t this eerie and weird? It’s Santa, why don’t I see Will you be my buddy for now? Let’s spree in a tree! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LUPT4nv2o/