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Soup or Salad?

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It’s been told That when you’re cold, Just cook some balut While you stir and salut Slowly and carefully Here’s the soup, eat fully But don’t let me trip and slip Or my eyes will be the first to flip https://www.instagram.com/p/B-kgTPPn6ps/  

She's a Real Witch

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I’ll tell you about my witch neighbor Who does nothing but potion labor Her breakfast is eleven dead rats Laid on top of seven stinky cats One day, on a break of dawn I found my rabbit gone The witch stuck fourteen needles on its belly As she recites Latin to turn it into spaghetti https://www.instagram.com/p/B-lA6Z7HDU-/  

Hippity Hoppity, I'm a Monstrosity

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I heard you screaming without any words It’s as if your words flew like hungry birds Nonsense, senseless, words without brain No meaning, though louder than a train Rabbits sound more sincere Willy Wonka would agree and cheer You’re a big mouth with some face Better work with some drums and bass. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-nCJhqHv5n/  

Did You Know That the Saguaro is the Largest Cactus in the United States?

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We played this game so many times Back to when we were all children Hide and seek, you hide I seek Behind the stairs so steep I count to ten, and then you run You hide from me until I hunt you down We laugh it off when I found all ten At last, behind those spines, I found the twelfth! https://www.instagram.com/p/B-fxi1sn9V5/