Santa/uɐʇɐS

A Satan man took me to a walk

For my first day, he just wants a talk

But I feared his furious red horns

As well as his tongue thorns

With every cynical thing he said

And a look in his eyes, I feel dead

It's April first, and seven months 'til Nov first

The clock struck and down I ran

But he laughed, and asked me to turn back

"Kid, I'm Santa, it's April fools' day, you crack!"

Spinal Owl